Top 10 “Marriage Is…..” One-Liners to Ignite your Best Man Speech

A trap that many people fall into whilst giving a Best Man speech is to try to incorporate long-winded jokes into their speech. The Best Man speech is not the platform for long-winded jokes as the attention-span of guests will be short. One-liners and short snappy jokes are the order of the day for the Best Man.

Today I am providing you with 10 winning “Marriage is..” one-liners that will leave your guests beaming from ear to ear.

Top 10 “Marriage Is…..” One-Liners

Marriage is not a word it’s a sentence.

Marriage is where the lady gets a ring on her finger whilst the man gets two under his eyes.

Marriage is where the lady gets the last word in any argument whilst anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new one.

Marriage is like a violin, once the lovely music ends, the strings are still attached.

Marriage is a serious business that should not be entered into lightly and at 240lbs there is no fear of our Groom entering into anything lightly.

Marriage is mind over matter, if the husband doesn’t mind then it doesn’t matter.

Marriage is bliss but then again so is ignorance.

Marriage is like a warm bath, once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

Marriage is all about commitment, but then again, so is insanity.

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