The Top 20 Best Man Jokes (part three)

Friday, August 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 am

Wedding jokes and Best Man humor is again under the spotlight as we continue our trawl through the Top 20 Best Man Jokes. It is Part Three of our countdown today from No. 9 to No. 5, in previous posts you will have seen Top 20 Best Man Jokes (Part one) and Top 20 Best Man Jokes (Part two). Wedding jokes and Best Man jokes in particular should be kept short but plentiful and these 5 gems certainly fit the bill.

9 Why do men chase women that they have no chance of marrying? It’s like watching dogs chase cars they have no chance of driving.

8 Before Sarah came into John’s life his idea of a romantic night out was a candlelit football stadium.

7 A woman said to her husband “Do you know I was a fool when I married you?” to which she replied “Yes, honey, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

6 A little boy, at a wedding, looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the Bride wear white?” His mom replies, “The Bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the Groom wearing black?”

5 A man marches into his local police station demanding to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “You will have your chance in court” was the Sergeants reply. “No, all I want to know is how he snuck into my house without waking my wife, I’ve been trying for years.”

Next Friday we will finally complete our tour through wedding humor and unveil “The Four Funniest Best Man Jokes” whilst on Monday we will discuss “Wedding Speeches – Why Anagrams Work”, until then folks have a great weekend.