Best Man speeches are meant to be a combination of humor and sincerity. Keeping on the humor track, another funny way to make the Groom squirm is by inserting a “When I first heard he was getting married my reaction was…” line. These lines should be one-liners and are sure to put a smile on all listening. Here are 3 examples;

When I first heard he was getting married I was overjoyed, marriage will teach John loyalty, honor and a myriad of other qualities he would have missed out on by staying single.

When I first heard he was getting married I thought to myself the lengths this man will go to, to get his laundry done for free.

When I first heard he was getting married I was over the moon, and really looking forward to our special day, but enough about the Bachelor Party.

You should personalize the lines to fit in with the Groom’s personality and traits. Tomorrow we look at the 4 Funniest Best Man Jokes Ever as we reach the top of our countdown of the Top 20 Best Man Jokes.

The Best Man speech is the highlight of all the wedding speeches with both funny wedding jokes and Best Man one-liners essential for a successful Best Man speech.

Another way to insert light-hearted humor into your Best Man speech is the use of anagrams. The trick is to not to try to get too clever, keep them short and simple, so that they are easy for the wedding guests to digest. Ideally if you could make an anagram out of the Bride and Groom’s names that would be perfect but otherwise here are 5 funny wedding anagrams to use:

A White Wedding    Waited whinged.

Husband and Wife   Fun was had in bed.

Love and Marriage  Drama again, love.

Marriage                 A grim era.

Honeymoon            Money? oh no.

Anagrams provide something that little bit different in Best Man speeches and should ensure laughter on a grand scale as your Best Man speech builds to the Wedding Toast.

Wedding jokes and Best Man humor is again under the spotlight as we continue our trawl through the Top 20 Best Man Jokes. It is Part Three of our countdown today from No. 9 to No. 5, in previous posts you will have seen Top 20 Best Man Jokes (Part one) and Top 20 Best Man Jokes (Part two). Wedding jokes and Best Man jokes in particular should be kept short but plentiful and these 5 gems certainly fit the bill. 

9 Why do men chase women that they have no chance of marrying? It’s like watching dogs chase cars they have no chance of driving.

8 Before Sarah came into John’s life his idea of a romantic night out was a candlelit football stadium.

7 A woman said to her husband “Do you know I was a fool when I married you?” to which she replied “Yes, honey, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

6 A little boy, at a wedding, looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the Bride wear white?” His mom replies, “The Bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the Groom wearing black?”

5 A man marches into his local police station demanding to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “You will have your chance in court” was the Sergeants reply. “No, all I want to know is how he snuck into my house without waking my wife, I’ve been trying for years.”

Next Friday we will finally complete our tour through wedding humor and unveil “The Four Funniest Best Man Jokes” whilst on Monday we will discuss “Wedding Speeches – Why Anagrams Work”, until then folks have a great weekend.