Amongst the many pleasures of giving a winning Best Man speech is the ability to put hecklers firmly in their place, after all it’s you who has the microphone. Unfortunately when alcohol is being drank in large amounts you very often get a guy in the audience who thinks he is the funniest man in the venue and decides to interrupt your speech with his own comments, designed to make you look silly. So, how do we deal with this? Quite simply, have a few responses ready and pounce once the heckler begins.

Five Great Responses To Hecklers

1. That’s okay pal, I remember my first beer too.

2. Your presence here tonight is depriving some village of their local idiot.

3. Congratulations, we have finally found a winner of “The Most Insecure Man In The Audience” award.

4. Aren’t alcoholics meant to be anonymous?

5. I only have 15 minutes to make a fool of myself, you have the rest of your life.

There are few things more satisfying whilst giving your Best Man speech than turning the embarrassment back onto the hecklers, so have these lines at your disposal and the heckler will wish he never opened his mouth.

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