Countdown of the Top 20 Best Man Jokes (part 2)

Top 20 Best Man Jokes (part 2)

Wedding jokes are with us again today as we continue our Countdown of the Top 20 Best Man Jokes, today we unveil numbers 15 to 10. Best Man jokes come in all shapes and sizes but I recommend using short funny one-liners throughout your Best Man speech as it is better to get a constant stream of laughter rather than relying on one long Best Man joke.

15 John is an athletic guy who never let his love of food stand in the way of his enjoyment of sport, no he always waits until half-time to order his pizza.

14 I’m a married man myself and recently met a lady at a business function, I noticed she was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong hand and said “Excuse me but aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong hand?”, she replied “Yes I am, I married the wrong man”.

13 John is known to keep a sharp eye on his bank balance, so I must warn him, my own wife’s credit cards were recently stolen, but I decided against reporting it to the police as the thieves were spending less than she was.

12 Married life can be confusing, in the first year, the Bride speaks and the Groom listens, in the second year the Groom speaks and the Bride listens, and in the third year they both speak and the neighbors listen.

11 Sarah said to me it was always her ambition to marry an intelligent, handsome, funny guy, but thankfully she married John instead.

10 I was with Sarah the night she met John and she said that “he was handsome from afar”, I think she now realizes that he is actually far from handsome.

On Monday we will discuss “How to Deliver The Perfect Best Man Speech” whilst next Friday we will continue our countdown of The Top 20 Best Man Jokes , until then have a great humor-filled weekend.

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