The made of honor is usually either the bride’s best friend or a close family member so if you offend the maid of honor you can be certain that you will be offending the bride also and that would not be a wise thing for the best man to do.

With that in mind, today’s humorous post looks at things that the best man should not say to the maid of honor or else he may find it hard to stand up straight to deliver his best man toast.

                                                                                                                                                01.  The groomsman has a crush on you, but then again he has had lots to drink today.

02.  Why do the dresses look well on the other bridesmaids, was it hard to get the right fit for you?
                                                                                                                                               03.  Ever slept with the best man before?
                                                                                                                                                04.  I thought you were going on a diet for the wedding?
                                                                                                                                                 05.   As a girl who looks like she knows how to have a good time, tell me about the bachelorette party.                                                                                                               

06.  Don’t try anything funny when we are dancing later on, my mother warned me about girls like you.
                                                                                                                                               07.  Let’s be honest, chances are you’ll never get married so make sure you enjoy the wedding today.
                                                                                                                                               08.  Want to enjoy an experiment with myself and the groomsmen ?
                                                                                                                                               09.  With the bride being so beautiful, it must have been tough watching her get all the attention when you were growing up.
                                                                                                                                                 10.  Just to make it clear, once the best man / maid of honor dance is over then my duties with you are complete.

                                                                                                                                                  As best man you will have enough on your mind at the wedding and will not need any extra aggravation so make sure that you steer clear from these lines. Using any form of cruel humor will come back to haunt you, so stick to funny best man jokes for your speech and enjoy the plaudits afterwards.