Best Man One-Liners “When I first heard he was getting married..”

Best Man speeches are meant to be a combination of humor and sincerity. Keeping on the humor track, another funny way to make the Groom squirm is by inserting a “When I first heard he was getting married my reaction was…” line. These lines should be one-liners and are sure to put a smile on all listening. Here are 3 examples;

When I first heard he was getting married I was overjoyed, marriage will teach John loyalty, honor and a myriad of other qualities he would have missed out on by staying single.

When I first heard he was getting married I thought to myself the lengths this man will go to, to get his laundry done for free.

When I first heard he was getting married I was over the moon, and really looking forward to our special day, but enough about the Bachelor Party.

You should personalize the lines to fit in with the Groom’s personality and traits. Tomorrow we look at the 4 Funniest Best Man Jokes Ever as we reach the top of our countdown of the Top 20 Best Man Jokes.

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