Best Man jokes and one-liners are the center of attention today as we reach the the top of our Top 20 Best Man Jokes and today can unveil the four funniest Best Man jokes as we announce Number 4 to Number 1. As ever my golden rule applies, I only entertain short jokes and one-liners, a constant stream of these throughout your Best Man speech will provide laughter and applause galore as opposed to 1 or 2 long-winded jokes.

4
John asked me if I thought marriage was like a lottery, I quickly told him not to be so ridiculous, with the lottery you at least have a slight chance.

3
As Best Man it is my duty to remind everyone that marriage is made in heaven, but then again, so is thunder and lightening.

2
I’m a married man and I have often heard the phrase that, marriage is a 50/50 affair, well whoever came-up that phrase obviously knows little about marriage or little about fractions.

1
John told me that he received a call from his father early in the morning. His father said “Today will be the happiest day of your life, one that you wish you could relive over and over again”, John said “But the wedding is not until tomorrow, today I am just playing golf and having a few beers with my buddies”, to which his father replied ”exactly son, exactly.”

Over the course of the last 3 Fridays you will have seen 20 of the funniest Best Man jokes available, on Monday we will go back to the format of a Best Man speech and look at ways that a Best Man can introduce himself whilst giving his Best Man speech. Until then folks have a great weekend.

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